50 White Chicks Quotes That Prove Blondes Have More Fun

White Chicks Quotes, Remember the hilarious antics of two FBI agents going undercover as a pair of white socialites? Yes, we’re talking about “White Chicks,” the 2004 comedy that had everyone quoting lines for years. But what is it about this film that makes its quotes so unforgettable?

White Chicks Quotes

“Hold my poodle!” – Marcus Copeland (Marlon Wayans)

White Chicks Quotes

“B.Y.O.B. I didn’t say bring your own bitches!” – Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans)

“Your mother’s so old, her breast milk is powdered!” – Marcus Copeland

“Are you trying to seduce me? ‘Cause I’m already seduced!” – Kevin Copeland

“It’s called a sugar daddy, not a sugar ‘deadbeat’!” – Latrell Spencer (Terry Crews)

“You have 20 minutes to get out of this hotel or you’re all under arrest!” – Kevin Copeland (portrayed by Shawn Wayans)

“I’m a federal agent, Marcus! That’s what I do!” – Kevin Copeland

“You are, by far, the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen!” – Kevin Copeland

“This is not a men’s room!” – Marcus Copeland

“You need to shave those legs!” – Kevin Copeland

“I can’t believe you talked me into this. I look like a damn fool.” – Marcus Copeland

“Look at me! Look at me! I’m a dancer!” – Marcus Copeland

“You got a gun? I got one in my room.” – Marcus Copeland

“Why didn’t you just call for backup?” – Kevin Copeland

“Are you trying to seduce me? ‘Cause I’m already seduced!” – Kevin Copeland

“It’s called a sugar daddy, not a sugar ‘deadbeat’!” – Latrell Spencer (Terry Crews)

“I swear, if you hurt her, I’ll rip your eyes out and shove ’em up your butt so you can watch me kick your ass!” – Marcus Copeland

“What’s the matter? You don’t like my salami?” – Kevin Copeland

“I’m so drunk… I’m so drunk…” – Marcus Copeland

“What the hell did you put in this tea? Crack?” – Kevin Copeland

“You can’t run, you can’t hide, bitch!” – Marcus Copeland

“Oh my God, she’s been robbing the cradle… and the grave!” – Kevin Copeland

Hilarious White Chicks Quotes

“Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me!” — Russ

Hilarious White Chicks Quotes

“It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.” — Megan Vandergeld

“Your mother shops at Saks.” — Megan Vandergeld

“Somebody, throw Shamu back in the ocean.” — Lisa

“Daddy! Why are you doing this?” — Megan Vandergeld

“Oh, my God… She’s gonna have a bitch fit!” — Marcus Copeland

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder!” — Kevin Copeland

“Oh, the deception, the betrayal. Man, you deceived me.” — Latrell Spencer

“I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.” — Marcus Copeland

“So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing? Kevin or Marcus?” — Agent Vincent Gomez

Memorable White Chicks Quotes

“I so could have done that part. She doesn’t even have herpes.” — Lisa

Memorable White Chicks Quotes

“I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.” — Lisa

“Way to get us sat at the losers’ table. I thought you had it all hooked up.” — Karen

 “Okay, I’m going to go get help, okay. You need professional help.” — Kevin Copeland

“I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!” — Kevin Copeland

“Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.” — Marcus Copeland

“I wasn’t asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.” — Marcus Copeland

“These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny!” — Megan Vandergeld

“Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, “Only in America!”” — Marcus Copeland

“Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!” — Heather Vandergeld


“White Chicks” is more than just a comedy; it’s a cultural phenomenon. Its unforgettable quotes, timeless humor, and insightful commentary have solidified its place in cinematic history.

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